Pussy

Pussy

 

1. Obvious to anyone over 1 year old
because they want to pet it

2. Obvious to anyone over 8 years old
because they want to make fun of them

3. Obvious to anyone over 12 years old because they want to make fun of it, but also stare at it, pet it, put stuff in it etc.

 

1. 5 year old: I want my own pussy cat

2. 10 year old: Stop being a pussy

3. 18 year old: Wear this shirt to the club, you`ll get finer pussy than you thought exists








haha.....read this in urbandictionary.com

ho ho...aww shucks

i'm not weird. i'm just....eccentric.

oh well, christmas is over. had a marvelous home cooked christmas dinner: lamb chops, mashed potatoes, steamed veggies, salad and some wine. ahh~ though we eat the same food almost every christmas, it still feels extra special every year. it's kind of like a tradition for our family, even if we're not christians (except for my bro, who's a mormon). i just love the jolly feeling christmas decorations give me. and every year, after dinner, i would be sitting right in front of the idiot box, watching the nightmare before christmas. sadly, it didn't happen this year. misplaced it somewhere. awfully sad.

so, christmas is gone, here comes the new year! oh please, oh please, let the new year be a good one for me! no more disappointments!! christmas started off badly enough, i don't want the new year to follow suit. got into a vehicle accident on christmas eve, and broke a drinking glass that my mom bought from england on christmas day. wouldn't it be PERFECT if something bad happened tomorrow, on boxing day. 3 days straight. (note the sarcasm)

eessshhh!!! so what if i'm short? it doesn't mean i'm weak

dazed world

i'm a free man living in the world

i'll be here in sunshine and in shadow

gorsh, the people of this world confuses me. you never know what goes through their mind and what they might do next. and i am exasperated by how some people treat transgenders, homosexuals and bisexuals.

so ok, they're different because they're interested in the same sex, or that they used to be a guy and now they're a girl, or vice versa. but they're still human. they have feelings and a mind, just like us. that doesn't make them THAT different from us or give us the right to call them freaks. some people might say that it's a sin in their religion and God wouldn't approve. but have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe God made them this way? that maybe God made them slightly different from us so that we can learn to accept change and irregularity? or maybe just to teach us about respect. He may be watching us from above. we thrust all our faith into God's hands when it comes to the death of a loved one, or say that it's God's will that many people died in natural disasters. but why not say that God made some people different from us because He wished to do so? don't blame it on the individuals for being different from us. they didn't want this to happen either. it's hard to imagine the pain they had to suffer to cover this up from their family and society so as not to embarrass their family. all they ever wanted was to be accepted as an equal. i really feel bad for them as i can't do anything to help them. all i can do is to support them. no wonder my sister is always talking about changing the world and stuff. i hope the world would change for the better and make it a better place for everyone to live happily. and anyway, i think that religion is all man made. yes, i believe there is a God. but i feel that the rules and regulations in every religion is all man made. who are they to tell us how to live our lives? what makes them so sure that God doesn't approve of some of the things we do? i feel that as long as what we love to do doesn't destroy our health and soul, God is not miffed about it at all.

silly

oh, my twitchy-witchy girl
i think you are so nice
i give you bowls of porridge
and i give you bowls of ice-cream

i give you lots of kisses
and i give you lots of hugs
but i never give you sandwiches
with grease and worms and mung beans

oh, how i love coraline. my favourite stop-motion animation AFTER nightmare before christmas. it's hard to believe it's meant to be a children's movie, what with its horror elements. even freaked me out in a couple of scenes. evil other mother.

just one week into the new semester, and i'm already feeling exhausted, with body aches all over. heh, got my mom to give me massages every now and then. practical is fun and all, but the hours are just too long. and i won't be getting any day off, which sucks tremendously. sigh, time goes by ever so slowly when you're feeling down and pining for your bed.

got my eye on a guitar i saw the other day. wish i had more cash.

bless me

oh gawd....oh gawd. thank goodness for the delete post function. if it weren't for it, i'd be so ashamed, it's gonna leave a scar forever!!

dark, bitter chocolate

hi. it's me again. this week of bliss is finally coming to an end. sigh. i would trade my andox for another week of holidays.

well, back from bali, and i have a really serious sunburn. my arms are all red and it's hurts when you touch it, so i'm praying really hard for it to not peel. this is the first time i'm suffering for my tan. usually it just goes away in a day or two. now i look really, really dark. like dark chocolate, no longer mocha. you know that you're really burnt when people start commenting on how 'black' you look in the face, and it's not because you're in a foul mood. heck, it's soooo frustrating!!!!

but bali was great. had alot of laughs with the bitches, and opened up to each other during a game of, and i quote aiyan, "truth or truth". i now know each of their sleeping behavior and how long they take to shower. took some really funny and memorable photos and videos, and invented a beach dance with winnie. but all i did manage to get were clothes. there is one shirt that i really love, and it's a spongebob shirt that says "i love nerds". NAPOLEON!!  haha...also got to see alot of ang mohs. eye candy.

scenery is amazing. it's sooo beautiful there. you really feel at ease, looking at the mountains, marveling at the wonderful architecture of the buildings there. one thing i got to mention was that people there are really religious. the first day, while exploring bali, we were trying so hard to not step on the offerings the locals put out on their doorstop. every single time i stepped on one, i apologized immediately. call me superstitious, but it's better than being cursed and having years of bad luck. but by the second day, we were walking down the road without having to glance down every now and then. we were getting so good at avoiding them, we just stepped out of its way without thinking twice, like how you pull your finger away when you touched something hot. we're pros now.

and people there are friendly, sometimes too friendly. oh, and another interesting thing to add. while we were at a club, dancing away, i saw this fat guy( i normally don't call people that but this guy really deserves being dissed), and he was masturbating. believe me, i saw him doing it with my own eyes. and there were these two chinamen there, and i'd rather not talk about them. it's nothing disgusting but, i just found them weird.

mood swings

what goes up and down and can never be stable?
my mood

i noticed that my mood changes dramatically very often. one minute i'll all chirpy and talkative, the next i'll be secretly wishing that everyone would just shut up. and when i say one minute, i mean, literally, one minute.

and when my mood changes, my decisions changes equally fast. like today, i was in a good mood so i agreed to go for the wedding dinner. then, for some reason, i was really irritated and i decided not to go.(well, i guess it was because my mom was being really annoying when i was driving her to the nursing home to see my grandma. she kept making these stupid noises whenever she sees a car trying to cut into my lane. it's like i'm driving for the first time.)

but, going after all since my cousin asked and i told him i'd go.

oysters..have shit

my mind is working in a very peculiar way this week. i'm becoming really paranoid. but who isn't?

HOLIDAYS. sigh. i don't know if i should be happy, or not. i mean, just one flipping week? are we robots or something? we need more rest, people! looking forward to the bali trip but i know that i'll be exhausted on the first day of the new semester. and i'm having a practical class on that day too! full snap!!!! =(  i'm soo dead.

i was told of something disgusting the other day. my cat, pedro, went over to my neighbour's house, who owns 2 dogs, and sniffed their poo. how dumb can a teenage cat get? and how can he even stand going near the turd? his sensory receptors must be damaged. or maybe his brain has gone haywire. poor cat. POOR ME, for i'm the one who has to take care of him. but he's still my manly warrior. he does some really cute things once in a while that really makes you go 'awww'.  =)

and i'm damn sick of someone right now. doesn't know when someone's not in the mood to talk. shut up already! i'm trying really hard not to say some really harsh things, but my patience has its limit, you ducking dingbat. go play in a sewage pond or something.

wargle

how is it possible for someone to change from being hyperactive to being totally "lifeless" in less than a month? it just scares me, seeing that. i wonder what's going on in his/her mind. possibly going through a phase. or maybe something more serious. sigh, i don't know. i wish i could read people's emotions more clearly.

i don't know why i feel so tired everyday. it's a struggle for me to wake up, get dressed and go to college. going out is even worse, but i try to make an effort to socialize more, and stop living the life of a loner. i used to be worse when i was in high school. i almost never participated in any of the social gatherings or events. even when i was invited to parties, i'd just make an excuse not to go. sad, i know. well, thank goodness for friends. if i didn't have friends, i'd be living like a hermit crab, cooped up in my gloomy little room. not that i mind doing that, but it worries my mom. OH, MOM, YOU'RE SUCH A WORRY WART.

and too bad i didn't get to watch ninja assassins today, i like movies filled with gruesome killings, like freddy vs. jason, but the timing just wasn't right. but it's great of wailee to come hang out with us considering she just returned from australia at 12 in the morning. if i were her, i'd still be asleep. i love the eyeballs she brought back. MMMmmmm.....!!!! ashley, if you're reading this, nice heels!!!

urgh, another family gathering tomorrow to celebrate my uncle's birthday and a wedding dinner to go to on sunday night. man, i hate these things. i just can't seem to communicate with my cousins. i'd be talking bout this, and they'll be talking bout that. because of this, i don't talk much, or sometimes, i don't talk at all. wonder if i can weasel my way out from attending the wedding dinner since i don't know anyone from THAT side of my mothers' family. guess i'll just entertain myself with my stack of shin chan comics...yay...

 p.s.: oh my GAWD! my aunt, THE aunt from london, just added me in facebook! i thought of rejecting her friend request, but nah, it seems rude to do so. left her a little msg on her wall, and now i regret it. hope she doesn't reply or i'll have to make conversation with her!! gasp!! the horror.

Bright Light of Hope

Bright Light of Hope

As one faces the obstacles of life,
Much is drowned out from ones mind;
As though all is lost from us,
Wish it begone, this cloud of darkness;

The ground below opens up like a grave,
A headstone is there, but no name engraved;
Contemplating; should I reach out?
Will He save me, as I remain devout?

Alas, all is over, all is gone,
From all my loved ones, I have withdrawn;
A wish that they would hear my plight,
But all I ever wonder; Lord, did I live it right?

A mystical bright light appeared before me,
Is this real, or just my fantasy? 
Guiding me away from the Valley of Desolation,
A glitter of Brand New Hope has slowly arisen;

No one is alone, or ever abandoned, 
From the loving arms of the Lord in Heaven;
Though there are times when one feels dejected,
Know that those who seek Succor and Love will be granted;
And Faith, is all we need, to keep holding on,
Let It keep you strong and hopeful from thereon.